Heres how it works. People Really Don't Know How Opinions Work, Poorly Acted, Poorly Written, Not Very Funny. So embarrassed. While both filmmakers brought modern dialogue to an historic setting, Macfarlane doesn't do anything constructive with this conceit. Then Stark must put his newfound bravery to the test when Anna's outlaw husband arrives with plans to plant him in an unmarked grave. Music: Joel McNeely, Sign up for THR news straight to your inbox every day. He was already in hair and makeup for his movie, so we just threw him in. Anna then spends the week teaching Albert how to shoot. A Million Ways to Die in the West - Roku Rumors Swirled Ash Williams Would Appear In Mortal Kombat. When Albert gets high on peyote with the Indians, that's when the movie totally goes off the rails. A Million Ways to Die in the West is a 2014 novelization by Seth MacFarlane based on the film of the same name, written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild . Heres how it works. Director: Seth MacFarlane "He was doing a Western, so he had the face. He wounds Clinch with a bullet dipped in rattlesnake venom before his own gun is shot out of his hand but manages to stall until Clinch fatally succumbs to the poison. | He could have used Charlize Theron's character to directly challenge the gender stereotypying of westerns; there hasn't been a cowboy film with a viable female lead for many years. Mostly, it is brimming with bad toilet humor, uninspiring acting, boring and unimaginative storytelling. Wherever you stand on Macfarlane's televisual endeavours, translating from one medium to another is notoriously difficult. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Stupid stupid stupid! What you dont know is that there was an extra scene featuring Harris and Seyfried that wound up getting cut. Dolby Digital, Datasat, New on DVD & Blu-Ray: Edge of Tomorrow, Million Dollar Arm, and More, Now Streaming: Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow, A Million Ways to Die in the West, and More, RT25: Celebrating 25 years of Rotten Tomatoes. Talking about the movies ending at a recent press conference after being asked why the film didnt include an ode to the stereotypical Mexican character in Westerns, the director detailed the deleted scene: "There was a bit at the end where Neil and Amanda, because of the shitting in the hat, he has to leave town because hes so embarrassed. Visit our corporate site (opens in new tab). "And I thought, 'No, they're not going to shoot this. I typically don't write reviews on this website, but this movie was so terrible (in my humble opinion), I decided this was the time to start sharing. Oct 7, 2014, Box Office (Gross USA): I so wish it had been better! "[14] MacFarlane, a lifelong fan of westerns, began researching the topic, using Jeff Guinn's nonfiction novel, The Last Gunfight: The Real Story of the Shootout at the O.K. But when she leaves him for the more successful and handsome owner of a moustachery store, Albert returns to his lonely daily life of trying to avoid death. Terrible. On March 18, it was announced that Sarah Silverman was cast to play a prostitute in the film. A Million Ways to Die in the West: Official Clip - He Drank the Whole Bowl! What Does Bruce Campbell Think About A Crossover? [18] Theron later revealed that she "begged" for her role, as she wanted the opportunity to work in comedy. "[14], The score was composed by Joel McNeely. Please don't waste your money on this like I did. The jokes were tired, predictable and drawn out. If you havent seen the movie yet, please read on at your own risk. I never liked westerns. The pile of garbage this unfunny crock of bullpucky truly is. "It's quite romantic," Neeson said of his character's name during a visit to TODAY Monday. A Million Ways to Die in the West is a 2014 American Western black comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. "[53] "While the whole thing feels weirdly miscalculated to me, A Million Ways to Die in the West tweaks the formula just enough, delivers a few laughs and keeps the guest stars coming," wrote Salon columnist Andrew O'Hehir. The shooting gallery at the fair has only 10 targets (2 rows of five), but Anna shoots 12 for a perfect score. Do not, under any circumstances, waste your time and money on this trash. However, a beautiful, pistol-packing woman named Anna (Charlize Theron) rides into town and helps Albert find his inner courage. Wellesley Wild, Release Date (Theaters): [22] English, Director: Overall, the cast was great and I love cameos from stars you wouldn't expect to see, but this movie could have been A LOT better. This is the same game at which Foy had earlier defeated Albert and Anna had then defeated Foy. We can make a fresh start here. And you cut to these two Mexican guys and one is like, More assholes from across the border. Just as was with Ted, so it is with Macfarlane's second film, A Million Ways to Die in the West (hereafter A Million Ways). Cinematographer: Michael Barrett and the MacFarlane plays a character who spends the entire movie showing how enlightened he is by complaining about how terrible life in the West is - but he could only know this if he had experienced life AFTER that period, and therefore had something to compare it with. How this film ever got made is beyond me. Inside the 'Million Ways to Die in the West' Premiere': Bluegrass, Mallets and Seth MacFarlane The Western-themed afterparty in Westwood featured music from American Primitive and attracted. ", MacFarlane was somewhat blindsided by the news ("Shit, you already offered him? Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried. Albert also receives a bounty for killing Clinch and uses the money to buy more sheep. It's 'Family Guy' humor.". Though MacFarlane eventually demonstrates a knack for low-key flirty humor, Alberts appeal at the start of their friendship is hard to see. A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Seth MacFarlane Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Cinematography by Film Editing by Casting By Production Design by Art Direction by Set Decoration by Costume Design by